I saw something strange last night. Right in the middle of town on the main street there were two trees packed with crows. The two trees were big black masses of crows. Cawing and chasing each other, and this was at night. I knew they did this in some areas and became a huge problem crapping all over everything, but I've never seen it till now.

Weedwacker
Indiana Predator Central

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

Frank Zappa